Adam's Creations
ARTIST, CREATOR, DOUCHEBAG. HELL'S BIGGEST DICK.
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READY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ME AND MY SHOP (BUT MOSTLY ME)? WANT TO STAY UPDATED ON ALL OF THE AWESOME SHIT I DO AND MAKE?ENTER YOUR INFO BELOW AND WELCOME THE DICKMASTER INTO YOUR INBOX.
FUCKIN' NICE!
YOU'RE SUBSCRIBED. NICE CALL, BABE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
SORRY, BABE.
THAT PAGE ISN'T READY YET. STILL WORKING ON MAKING IT KICK ASS.
ABOUT THE OWNER
SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE DICKMASTER? HAVE IT YOUR WAY.THE NAME'S ADAM. I'M A CHEMIST TURNED NEUROSCIENTIST TURNED GRAD-SCHOOL-DROPOUT TURNED UNEMPLOYED ARTIST. MY PERSONALITY IS THE RESULT OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND PEAKING ON KINSTAGRAM IN 2020. SICK, HUH?
I POST ART, COSPLAY PROPS, AND HANDMADE ITEMS ON MY ETSY SHOP.
I LIVE WITH MY DERANGED WIFE AND EVIL CHILD (CAT), AND MY BUSINESS IS DISABLED- AND LGBT+-OWNED.
FAQS
HAVE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ANNOYING QUESTIONS? YOU'VE FOUND THE RIGHT PAGE.
MY FILE/PRODUCT ISN'T WORKING RIGHT AND I WANT A REFUND.
THAT MUST SUCK FOR YOU. IF YOU NEED TECHNICAL SUPPORT WITH ONE OF YOUR DIGITAL DOWNLOADS, CHECK WITH YOUR COMPUTER AND PRINTER COMPANIES FIRST. IF THE FILE QUALITY SUCKS, REFER TO THE INSTRUCTIONS SHEET. IF YOU REALLY STILL CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, CONTACT ME BELOW.IF YOU ORDERED A PHYSICAL PRODUCT AND IT SUCKS, IT'S PROBABLY THE POST OFFICE'S FAULT. EMAIL ME AND I'LL FIX IT.
IS YOUR PACKAGING DISCREET?
EXTERNALLY, I GUESS? THERE'S NO DICK PICS OR NAUGHTY WORDS ON THE PACKAGING. IF YOU HAVE SPECIFIC CONCERNS (LIKE IF YOU NEED A CUSTOM RETURN ADDRESS OR PLAIN PACKAGING), JUST REACH OUT AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
ARE YOU PLANNING ON MAKING [INSERT STUPID IDEA HERE]?
PROBABLY. EMAIL ME TO ASK. JUST REMEMBER THAT I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST.
WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE?
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS. BUT YOU CAN STILL EMAIL ME FOR SOME TOP-NOTCH CUSTOMER SERVICE (WHICH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT RECEIVE).
I HAVE SOME OTHER PROBLEM, OR I WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU.
GO FOR IT. I'LL PRINT OUT THE HATE MAIL AND PUT IT ON MY WALL. EMAIL ME AT [email protected].